MEMO TO DOUCHE BAG

06.03.10

MEMO: This memo is being reissued because apparently all parties did not receive or read it.

Let it be known that as of the 6th of December in the year of our Lord 2009, you no longer had any say over me, my actions, my behavior, my decisions, or my life. I do not answer to you nor do I have to fulfill the contractually obligated sentence "obey" as per our wedding vows.

Once YOU walked out on ME you, in effect, committed breach of contract and that contract became NULL and VOID. I do not have to love, honor, or obey you anymore. Ordering me around and demanding I do things and then getting uppity when I ask simple questions was a delightful perk you enjoyed for 12 years. Unfortunately, you do not seem to have realized that when you give up the girl, you give up all those benefits.

Moving forward, some advice: I am not your maid, secretary, or mother. If you want me to do something you will get alot better response if you ask nicely and not have a tantrum when I ask clarification questions (which are often needed due to your track record of lack of follow through). Don't bitch at me because you have destroyed your own credibility. Furthermore, ranting about how you no longer care and I can simply do it all myself does not strike fear into my heart, simply reminds me why I refused to take you back.

If you act like a child, I will treat you like a child.If you act like an adult, I will treat you like an adult. My response to your attitude is entirely up to you. I am sure my voice is lost amongst the roar of adoring women and your own ego so this will fall on deaf ears and blind eyes. But, it has been said.

With all due disgust and disdain,

Josephine